misery

a state full of pain, suffering and usually confusion.
unable to take back words. sigh.
not necessarily physical or emotional or spiritual. but usually all three.

"Oh sir! The misery!"
"Dear God, why, why, why, why!" *bangs head on floor* "Please God save me from this misery!"
or more at peace with the misery. *silent.face full of misery.attempting a smile.

by mon ami December 6, 2003

misery business

An awesome song written by Paramore

Omg dude, have you listened to Misery Business? "Whoa...I never meant to brag, but I got him where I want him now!"

by KyleBos January 2, 2008

Mystery Chip!

A chip that has been licked and then put back in the packet

Matt: MYSTERY CHIP!
Brad: That's fucking gross

by BradPike February 21, 2009

mister teddybear

a totally awesome guy who's really huggable, and you can tell him all your secrets, and really great to sleep with ;O
just like a teddybear <333 overall the BEST guy ever :3 effing perfect ^.^

Danny's mister teddybear ^.^

by mochiluv November 20, 2009

misery shopper

The shopper that goes in a store, usually a super store, hunting for the discounted brands, special offers, mostly due to the lack of finance. These bargain chasers are commonly widespread in the urban areas, and can save large amounts of money compared to the regular customers due to their knowledge in shopping for small and precise amounts.

Cashier1 : Check this fella, he's scanning that shelf like a machine !

Cashier2: Bet he's one of them misery shoppers!

by wobotron January 15, 2010

mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.

After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

mister positivity

You know me; I can't complain.

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."

by JormanThoad July 14, 2020