Milking your gooseberry

the act of rubbing one's/a woman's clitoral region until she reaches climax/orgasms/milks

Sarah: "Becca you are glowing today have you been milking your gooseberry?"

Becca: "you caught me I spent all afternoon flicking my bean!"

by DuckyWonton July 20, 2011

Milking a turtle

Doing a lot of work for a reward that isn't really there.

guy 1: Hey man, I've been saving up money to buy my ex-girlfriend this engagement ring to show her i love her after i cheated on her.

guy 2: You're milking a turtle, bro, she isn't going to take you back.

by doremiabc November 20, 2010

milking yourself

To jerk off / masterbate

Man Milking yourself to some porn feels so good.

by Hickey boy March 11, 2018

Milking the Vein

Another term for male masturbation.

Sandeo was steadfastly Milking the Vein as he watched re-runs of MTV Grind: Spring Break!

by Drunez. August 27, 2009

Milking the colon

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate

"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon

by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018

milking the pipe

An expression invented by Blake hessel meaning to have a wank, based off milking a cow however the pipe is a metaphor for a man's penis.

Soz man I'll be on in 10 just gotta milk the pipe XD
DUDE SHE WAS MILKING THE PIPE ALL NIGHT LONG...

by Xxdudexx October 10, 2018

milking of the cow

The art of having your salad tossed on all fours whilst the penis is stroked in a downward motion like a cows teat.

Lady : I performed milking of the cow last night and that milk splashes everywhere!!!

by Dr pat-rik February 23, 2017