Matzefied

To get overly excited and blow your fireworks within the first 2 minutes of having sex.

Even worse - before you get to take it out of your pants

When it's a "was that it?" Situation.

Dude: you've been matzefied.

Dude: I matzefied her.

by Show me the way daddy bear August 14, 2017

matzah daddy

A sugar daddy but for Jews. A wealthy Israeli who funds Jewish girls.

Yo, she got a Matzah Daddy. That’s how she’s going through college.

by Big boy Ronny November 10, 2017

matzea

When your dog puts its ass in your face and sits down

Wow, did you see Rover matzea Jim’s face the other day?

by Cricket Klein March 25, 2021

matzy

a slow ass female, shes pretty dumb but is hard working and determined. an amazing person to be friends with, who'll always make sure youre doing good.

just met matzy today, shes so sweet and caring. she really knows how to put a smile on my face!

by joemamajoemama August 12, 2021

Matzrix

It's like a scene from the Matrix, but in reality.

The judge pulled a Matzrix on me saying he was offering me a choice, asking if I wanted incompetent assistance of counsel or no assistance counsel at all at trial.

by AgentHoward March 5, 2023

Matzerilla

One who make an unnecessary Italian suggestion

Barry: Wow, I'm full as fuck, that nine course meal was too much for me

Jimm: Yeh that's true, but shall I just get sum Spaghetti?

Barry: WTF! You Matzerilla

Chin Yang Shei: I think Jimmy has a point tho

Barry: You chink!

Chin: That was uncalled for, but hey shall I go and get out my pot of bolagnase?

Barry: Matzerillas the lot of you!

by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

Matzi

Matzi (Maht-zie) As opposed to Moxie (energy or pep) or Motzo (unleavened bread) Matzi ia a term used to describe someone as Naive but determined when up against extremely great odds.

My opponent is an excellent athlete while I'm just okay. It's gonna take a lot of Matzi to pull out a win.

by Mav01x June 5, 2011