Mason High School

A school where you are lucky to know half your grade because like 3200 fuckin kids go there. If you don't wear a polo everyday then no one likes you unless you wear a football jersey because that means you are really cool. Big obnoxious Jordans are cool shoes to wear as long as you have socks on that go up to your knees. Although this is very uncomfortable, people might like you if you wear it. Every Friday a very loud guy gets on the announcements and yells "Comet Country" a thousand times and tells everyone we are going to win the football games. Even though we never win, no one points out that "Wild Man Whitney" was wrong once again. Finally, everyone wants to be a Lax Bro.

Friend 1"Dude, that kid goes to Mason high school"
Friend 2"How do you know?"
Friend 1"He's wearing a polo and Jordan's that weigh 8 pounds apiece. And look at those socks! They must be touchin his ballsac!"

by mynameisbarry October 12, 2011

Misty Mason

An mocha African American female porn star sometimes credited as Japan. She has appeared in serveral pornographic movies such as Bad Black Girls 19 and Tinys Black Adventures. Misty Mason also has her sister, Mya Mason, in the adult industry.

Damnn did you see Misty Mason in TinysBlackAdentures she Fine!

by Faye CBebop September 8, 2008

Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended

Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again

by curlyhairedman August 25, 2011

Mason Meme

A stale, dead, old, meme

Stop sending me Mason Memes! They're so old, I've already seen them!

by fureverem March 3, 2017

miranda mason

a 17 almost 18 year old woman who doesn’t take any bullshit from anyone and loves the word periodt !

boy: “is that MIRANDA MASON?”
boy 2: yep. that’s the badass miranda ;)

by svftmason October 15, 2019

Dirty Mason

A cool guy but he’s weird and only eat hot pockets

Yea, I’m always doing a dirty mason

by mimimomopoo April 17, 2020

Perry Mason Law

When a lawyer arguing a case does so without clothing. Typically the judge disrobes as well so as to distract the jury from the case at hand, and therefore cloud their judgment of the accused.

"What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?"
"I don't know man, that smokin' hot lawyer is practicing Perry Mason Law. Flip a coin."

by jakeOMSII November 9, 2011