Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.
by Your BM August 18, 2020
Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014
"Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 04, 2005
NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.
by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 08, 2021
by LeahtheAngel November 25, 2022
Customer: can I speak to the assistant manager plz?
Worker over there pa system.: Ass Man to the front, Ass Man to the front.
Worker over there pa system.: Ass Man to the front, Ass Man to the front.
by Saluja April 30, 2021