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mammograph

A celebrity signature written on a female breast, usually with a "Sharpie" brand marker.
Julie got a mammograph from DJ Tom on her left boob last night.
by Word Puppy January 29, 2007
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mamón

In Mexican slang, it means something like "insolent little douchebag", "absurd fuckhead", or "deliberately, and often arrogantly, uncooperative".

It's highly inaccurate to say it simply means "annoying person", "someone who does something stupid", or even "snob". It can be used to describe an annoying person since an absurd, arrogant asshole will of course be annoying, but annoyance is such a subjective and broad notion and mamón does not come close to encompassing it completely, so it's a flawed definition. Same thing goes for 'doing something stupid' or 'snob', and to these add the fact that there are slang words for each of those that are several times more fitting; like pendejo or fresa, respectively. Although it would be perfectly fitting to call a snob a mamón if he or she has the appropriate attitude, but not a simply someone who does dumb things since pendejo covers that.
- That little mamón thinks he's hot shit with all his little bullshit.

- I used to hang out with him but then he started being a little mamón.

- No seas mamón. No mames, wey.
by cerveza! December 22, 2008
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Mammoth MK. II

Number two on the list on the most powerful units in Tiberian Sun.
It is a giant walking mech that has two railguns and long range/anti air missiles called Mammoth Tusks. It can totally wreak havoc on a Nod base. It can destroy a cyborg commando while taking down the base defenses at the same time. A very valuable asset to a GDI commander's base.
Nod commander: Watch out people! Mammoth MK. II incoming! Send out the harpies!
by Nikko May 1, 2005
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Mammo Rosettas

Very large and well defined breasts.
Your sister may have a big ass but those mammo rosettas
make up for it.
by Jack McDermott May 11, 2008
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Grampy the Mammoth

A very rare mammoth found in the very anticipated game named 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' made by video game developers Bethesda.

In order to find this very rare character, you must do this by order: go to Windhelm then head south, then just past Kingsgrove there will be a small section with a pond--after you turn left which then you'll be encountered by a crazy tree named the Mammoth Elder Tree. That tree, by the way, is where the Grampy the Mammoth eats and makes a Kudacohiscouscis bow (otherwise known as the Kuda bow), the strongest and most rarest bow in the game as of date.

You will then be confronted with Grampy the Mammoth and keep in mind, this is a random event, so it may only work half of the time. If found, he will shit out the Kuda bow and then you can either kill him to start the Angel quest, which will lead to the Angel transformation, or let Grampy live so you may possibly find another-- which sells very high in stores.
-Hey dude, I found the best bow ever! The Daedric Bow! It's SOOO strong!
-Nah man, you NEED to find Grampy the Mammoth for the most MLG bow in the game, the Kuda bow!
by TheRondny101 November 22, 2011
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mammoned

When someone puts you in a bad spot.
The boss did'nt give enough for the coffee again. I should have guessed I'd get mammoned today. mammoned
by ttrman August 18, 2010
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Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.
Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009
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