MAGAism

An acronym or short phrase coined by Donald Trump and used by MAGA voters. The MAGAism is an oversimplified token of a complex issue or something with little meaning, created for the uneducated masses to use instead of dialogue. Examples are: TDS, DEI, Enemy from Within, WOKE, Illegal Criminals, Deep State and others.

Rather than discuss Trump's character, he finished the chat with "TDS". Hate when they end with a MAGAism.

by NV Cuban February 17, 2025

magatism

Magatism is a portmanteau word combining MAGA (Make America Great Again) and ism used to define a political movement. This movement creates their own "alternative facts" and memes such as Fake News, and slogans "Where We Go One, We Go All" and repeats them ad nauseam to mesmerize and corral this group-think set of believers. This group knowingly and/or unknowingly repeat big lies so often, they become their truth and they create mantras to coalesce around. It is very difficult for this set of people to see or respect other opinions or views on political topics, because the power of their belief system feels magnetic and easily attractive but hard to breakaway from the spell of magatism.

His magatism was so ridged, that she avoided him at all costs. The Johnson family keeps their television on FOX News all day and night and they are certainly under the spell of magatism.

by Paper Clip Post It July 19, 2025

mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.

I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time

My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism

by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023

Vaginal magnetism

The power of the memory of sensations of unmatched pleasure, as well as feelings of purpose and home, that a man experiences when his penis is inserted in a woman's vagina. The power is so strong that he will do almost anything for the next insertion.

A force of nature which causes the man to purchase meals and gifts, work hard at jobs, marry, father and provide for children, wait for her to become available for, or return to, a relationship, and otherwise be a fool in countless ways for the female who possesses the vagina which occupies his memory.

The force behind sex, births, marriage, the vast majority of love songs written and performed by men, male achievement in all areas including athletics, business, science, and the arts, as well as the general functioning and perpetuation of human civilization.

Her vaginal magnetism was always on his mind and kept him at work until all hours so he could buy her things and be her hero. Her vaginal magnetism fueled his ambition, ultimately motivated his proposal of marriage and his willingness to father her children, and caused him to spend and save his earnings, purchase gifts, cars, trips, houses, school supplies and tuition, and vacation homes over his lifetime. He was enslaved by her vaginal magnetism.

by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026