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Macfarlane

A Scottish name meaning I will kill you if you start trouble with my friends or my clan .
2.crazy muther scratcher that Will take great pleasure ripping your eye out so you can watch yourself getting your ass kicked .
Onlooker: Damn it man,what the the hell happened to you
Dumb ass that crossed the proverbial line:
I don't know I was shooting my mouth off and got MacFarlane'd
by gnarnold August 8, 2015
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Krav Maga

An Israeli fighting style that is specifically designed for real fighting on the streets, unlike other martial arts that are made for sport. It blends together techniques from many other martial arts, such as Jujutsu, Muay Thai, Aikido, Judo, and boxing.

One of the main philosophies in Krav Maga is that there are no rules. For example, some of the things that are off limits in something like MMA (Groin shots, throat strikes, hits to the back of the neck) are some of the main targets you want to attack in Krav Maga. Another main philosophy is to do as much damage to your attacker as quickly as possible, making at possible for you to cripple your attacker and escape.

Unlike some other (more traditional) fighting styles, it teaches disarms against weapons such as guns, knives, and bats. It is widely regarded as an extremely effective method of self defense, and is used by American police forces, as well as the FBI and several military branches, which use the combat Krav Maga used by the IDF.

If you are considering taking up Krav Maga, it is important to find one that is a genuinely good school, and not simply trying to cash in on the Krav Maga name. Here are several ways to tell if it is a good Krav Maga school:

-Make sure the instructor has valid Krav Maga instruction credentials, which means he has taken the Instructor's class at the Krav Maga training center.

-Make sure the classes are at the very least, 45 minutes to an hour long

-The class should practice sparring regularly. And it shouldn't be sparring for points, it should be like a real fight (only wearing protective gear, of course)

-You should be worn out after the class

-Try to avoid brand new Krav schools, the older ones that were there before the Krav Maga craze are much more likely to be good schools

-Training should be intense and focus on perfecting your power, speed, and technique
Thanks to Krav Maga, when someone attacked me on the subway, i was able to break their nose and crush their windpipe and get away safely!
by AN0NYM()US April 10, 2009
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gag a MAGA

An expression used to underscore the obvious similarities between maggots and MAGA-ites because both are inordinately repulsive and thrive on death and decay.
The extreme lies tumbling from the mouths of the trumpian troops nowadays are even enough to gag a MAGA!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021
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maga dog

someone who bites the hand that feeds them, from meagre (skinny) dog
sorry fi Maga Dog
im a go turn around and bite you
an' if you jump out out a frying pan
i know you jump inna fire
by sir lord cobra March 12, 2008
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Magabilly

A Trump supporter. Usually a hillbilly, deplorabe or trailer trash
Damnit, I'm goibg to hit that magabilly if he mentions Trump one more time.
by Anti-MAGA March 15, 2019
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Maga chud

An epithet term for supporters of Donald Trump.

MAGA = Make America Great Again, a favorite slogan of Trump supporters.

Chud = A reference to the 1984 film "C.H.U.D." which is an initialism that stands for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.

Characterized by their diaper-shaped bodies and red ballcaps these grotesque beings can often be found sweatily schlubbing their way to and fro from various Trump events.
Look at all theses dumb maga chuds!
by Handleisusedby January 22, 2019
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Magali

Style for fashion
cool
awsome
fun

stylish
Oh! thats sooo magali!
by BALOULOU November 14, 2009
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