marfed

Is when some steals your soon to be bf or gf.

That motherfucker marfed your prospect.

by Dr. Jrock October 22, 2010

Manfredo

The slang term for a womans canadian/injun man friend who is afraid of clowns & shiny objects.

Gertrude fucks this shit out of Dave Manfredo every time he gets out of rehab & gives him crab.

by HUGH JOGGE December 19, 2006

Pulling a Jillian Manfredi

When you stick your penis into a girl and she says "your penis is inside my hole omg omg what do I do" then she rides the penis for 13 minutes in a circle while keeping it in.

Jack: Did you hear about Kaylyn?
Ryan: Yeah she pulled a Jillian!
Jack: OMG i know she went for 13 minutes!!!
Ryan: Damn I want someone be Pulling a Jillian Manfredi on me ;)

by Taylor Feiglson August 1, 2012

mapReduce

The now freely available framework that gave Google infinite ability to acquire and manipulate data. It describes a way to distribute the power of a master node over an infinite number of worker nodes.

The canonical example application of MapReduce is a process to count the appearances of each different word in a set of documents:

void map(String name, String document):

// name: document name

// document: document contents

for each word w in document:

EmitIntermediate(w, "1");

void reduce(String word, Iterator partialCounts):

// word: a word

// partialCounts: a list of aggregated partial counts

int sum = 0;

for each pc in partialCounts:

sum += ParseInt(pc);

Emit(word, AsString(sum));

-From Wikipedia

by Yosemite Sam May 21, 2012

maredo

That unhappy, slightly uncomfortable feeling you get when you're lonely or feeling vulnerable. Usually accompanied by a sense of lowness and a disagreeable feeling in the pit of your stomach.

As he sat by himself in the restaurant he felt the eyes of tables of people feeling sorry for him. He over-ordered, ate too much, and felt even worse - an uncomfortable sense of maredo engulfed him. He was alone in a city he didn't know, with no friends to speak of, and he just wanted to be back home.

by thewonderfulwordsmith September 3, 2013

Maffed

So shredded, not one ounce of body fat

Charl: have you seen Darren today, he's looking totally maffed
Simon: yea man, he's been shredding down pretty hard

by Whitey58 March 4, 2014

Manfred

Manfred is a very kind "stekare" who lives in florida and fucks santa (Henrik) all day
he has 25 centimetrs slak santa never chokes but allwayes swallows

you are such a Manfred (sex GOD)

by henke lover December 12, 2016