lunking

to jerk to the starbucks logo

My friend was lunking mid meetings

by pqnthqr March 13, 2025

lunk

(Verb) To swallow something through the anus.

3rd person present: lunks; past tense: lunked; gerund or present participle: lunking

I accidentally lunked some water in the bath.

He ended up lunking about a pint of cum after the gay bar.

My tonsillitis was so bad I had to lunk my ibuprofen.

by Gary Sex February 8, 2022

Lunk

A lunk of wood I always thought it was a word but apparently not soooo make it a word

A lunk of wood

by Shrekisking October 3, 2020

Lunk

Lunk = Loud Hunk

Originates from Planet Fitness "Lunk Alarm"

Hunk: *Grunts*
Planet fitness: That hunk just made a sound, set off the LUNK Alarm!

by Sir Thad December 21, 2021

Lunk

Lunk (lunk) n. slang one who grunts, drops weights, or judges.

Ricky is slamming his weights, wearing a body building tank top and drinking out of a gallon water jug... what a lunk!
(Courtesy: Planet Fitness)

by The VCR King March 3, 2021

Lunk

A word used by Planet Fitness to annoyingly critique and body-shame serious gym goers. Every Planet Fitness has a "Lunk Alarm", which is activated if you breathe heavily or drop a weight.

Jimmy's ACTUALLY trying to work out and get ripped? LUNK SPOTTED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by TheRoyalBurgerman July 9, 2022

lunk

thicc dumb looking version of the hylian hero link.

acsidentaly searched lunk instead of link. no regrets

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX November 3, 2022