Lumberjack

A female who, while in the process of foreplay, will keep changing her mind, causing the male to lose wood. She will then proceed to resume foreplay, reviving the wood, until again changing her mind again. This process continues until there is no wood left

Guy 1: "Did you get with that chick last night?"
Lumberjack victim: "Nah mate, she just lumbjacked all night"
Guy 1: "That is sad, I feel very sorry for you and I think she is a dirty lumberjack"

by Anf August 2, 2009

lumberjack

a lumberjack is someone who cuts/shuts people down very harshly. either with an axe or a hand saw or chainsaw, depending on ther serverity of the call.

it originates from the french term lumberjakoure.

"Craing ur friking lumberjack hack hack"

by Mitch the brand name bitch November 13, 2004

lumberjack

When two people have anal sex by putting their buttholes together then shitting logs into each others' asses.

A:Goddamn, my cock hurts too much for sex.
B:It's cool, we can lumberjack instead.

by senbeisan72 January 16, 2009

Lumberjack

When you rail a girls bung and pull out and wipe your schwantz on her face, giving her a mustache and beard of warm, steamy goodness.

All dirty ho's like a good lumberjack

by JuiceValentine October 10, 2004

lumberjack

A female name for one who causes a male boner to die or "boner kill" in which the woman is theoretically cutting down wood.

"Nothing but a few lumberjacks at the bar, my penis was more limp than a wet noodle"

by The dozer with a 'tude October 29, 2011

Lumberjack

The act of using fellatio to rouse a partner from sleeping.

I was sleeping and my girlfriend wanted me to wake up, so she gave me a lumberjack.

by TheRuralJuror May 12, 2014

lumberjack

A VERY HOT! emo MAN who whares his little russian green hat and has his checkers and hot greasy hair with dark rimed glasses and holds on to his ipod witha death grip, also has plugs in both ears one smaller tahn the other o ya....and hes gotta be hot and EMOO...

A:hey look its lumberjack...
R: hes so greasy
A: but hes hot
R: but he looks so gay
A: but hes not hes emo duh
R: ya hes a lumberjack
A: ya a hot lumberjack

by annakova the great April 13, 2005