thumb lum

Any sort of penetration on any type of agricultural equipment. This includes farm animal and wet willies as well. Can be sexual or not.

"I totally got thumb lummed on my uncles tractor last night!"

by Katie Richardson January 4, 2008

lum

lum means "lonesome" in american english language and "lonely" (British English language)

I feel so lum. Nobody loves me :((((((((((

by Andriusm March 6, 2008

Shum Liam Lum Doobily

<noun> 'sh-um-lee-um-lum-doob-illy' singular: Derived from slang

A large penis

Person A: "My man, you got the utensils to pierce my shum liam lum doobily?"
Person B: "You sure you want to do that to yourself"
Person A: " Yeah dawg, I want a big ol' metal rod drilled right through my one eyed monster, but no homo shit when your down there homes"
Person B: "Iiiite then, 50 bucks and whip it out"
Person C, B, D, E and F collectively: "Oooooooh SHIT"

by Kevin Briggs September 21, 2011

Lum Pa Pa Lan

Phrase: lum pa pa lan /pah lun, pA lÃn/ Hk. the balls hitting the penis: pa hit + lan penis Also abbrev. to LPPL. vulg. Used to expr. that an act, a plan, etc., has backfired.

It is widely used in Malaysia.. especially among the Hokkien Dialect Community..

which means whatever you do.. you'll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..

richard: bro, seems like u always break up with ur gf and get back together and repeat the same thing all over again and ended up with same result.. this is what u call lum pa pa lan.

by mookie moo86 May 1, 2010

SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.

Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010

Lum

Lum is the purest hearted human. He cares for everyone and would never make you feel left out. He’s always making you laugh. This man has got some dance moves up his sleeves so don’t be alarmed. Afteralll his names translates to ‘river’ so he definitely has rhythm. If you’re lucky enough for him to be your boyfriend, he’ll make you feel like the only girl in the world. His only weakness is that he is extremely ticklish, like super-hypersensitive ticklish, so be careful otherwise you’ll unleash the hulk.

Elsa: omg Lum got me a telfeezy he’s the best
Elsa: Lum is my favourite person <3
Lum: cos im an island boii

by torina shelda November 23, 2021

lum

an irish dumbass in the kkh community

show me your lum :MikeyLikey: :PlottingPork:

by cal with a lum March 25, 2022