Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Looms

Laughing out of my soul

That joke was so funny that I was looms😭😭

by The one who creates May 16, 2022

looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019

looms like doom

Like eternity. Like forever.

The time ahead of her when he will be away looms like doom.

by Tauá June 22, 2017

Looming brown

The urge/feeling KNOWING that you’re about to go #2 and are warned by the gas buildup pushing out as the last warning.

Tom Segura - “After a fudge baby birth my farts were relatively dormant and unless agitated by food, a looming brown was always good for several warning blasts until the log was dropped and subsequently cut by my urine.”

by Doctor For Dictionaries March 31, 2022

Gawd Loom

the North side of Cork City’s version of oh my god.

Did you hear your man died
Gawd loom bai

by Peoples Republic Of Cork July 20, 2022

Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.

You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.

by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016