pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
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Gawd Loom

the North side of Cork City’s version of oh my god.
Did you hear your man died
Gawd loom bai
by Peoples Republic Of Cork July 21, 2022
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looms like doom

The time ahead of her when he will be away looms like doom.
by Tauá June 22, 2017
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Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes
After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter
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Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes
After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter
by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024
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Looms

That joke was so funny that I was looms😭😭
by The one who creates May 17, 2022
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loom

loom (verb) \ ˈlüm \ : the act of hitting/striking/kicking/harming someone in an overtly violent fashion, usually entailing the act being performed with an element of surprise. Vernacular usage originates circa 1989 from the popular motion picture 'Halloween' and is named for one of the characters, Dr. Loomis, hence the original usage, 'getting loomed'; meaning passive provocation leading to a surprising violent act, similar to Michael Myers attacks.

Later, in its evolution, the word would be shouted in celebration of blows being landed; UFC fight were audience members would yell, "Loom...loom...loom..." as blows rained down on a participant in a bout.
by Girth McHurt July 16, 2022
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