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Logistology

The science, study and application of the art of movement and men and materials on land, marine and air environments.

Practioners of the art are refered to as 'Logistologists'.
- Dude, where the fark did all those crates and boxes go?

- I dunno, go ask the logistologist. He's the bomb diggity of logistology, logistics and dispatch.
by Rig Ninja June 7, 2011
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Lois

Possibly derived from Greek λωίων (loion) meaning "more desirable" or "better". Lois is mentioned in the New Testament as the mother of Eunice and the grandmother of Timothy. As an English name, it came into use after the Protestant Reformation.

However, in our time, people named Lois are usually small and have curly hair. This type of homosapien can generally be found in northern England, near Manchester. Loises' attitudes are typically characterised by :

1. An excessive use of raccoon memes to respond to your messages.
2. Responding with 'that's what she said' even in a serious situation.
3. Do not, and I'm serious when I say this, do not get Lois angry. See, these people are quite mysterious: they act normally with everyone but you have no idea whether they hate/love/adore/detest you or not. Stay on the safer side and just be nice. Loises have a short temper.

Note: Lois is also the name of Peter Griffin's wife in the 'Family Guy' (pictured below).
Friend: Look Lois I've been feeling a bit sad lately.
Lois: Omg are you okay? What happened.
Friend: I lost my whole family died in a crash yesterday and I just got expelled from school. This is too much to handle at once.
Lois: *Chuckles* That's what she said.
Friend: You absolute monster. Go to hell.
Lois: The fuck did you just say to me you little shit.
Friend: * Understands that this is a death threat* Sorry Lois. It won't happen again.
Lois: That's what I thought, now bugger off before I squish you like a pancake.
by ThiccDaddyBowles42069 August 23, 2021
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sweetest human on the earth and is so kind <3
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"yeah i think lokisgrease is a great person."
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MY FAVOURITE CONTENT CREATOR EVER!! YOU GET SO MUCH SERATONIN WHEN YOU SEE ONE OF THEIR VIDEOS ♡!!
"I love lokisfish's videos man."

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Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.
No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.
by psylence July 11, 2015
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loisht

same as awesome
Lady: I bought you a shell

Man: Loisht
by SofaKing494 April 21, 2009
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lobiss

another term for junkie; crackhead; wino.
Man, your actin like a lobiss...are you on drugs?!?!
by Anthony Vierra September 13, 2006
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