Fat Loafing

When one wastes their entire day just laying around, doing absolutely nothing, or “fat loafing”

Dude, take a look a billiam, just sitting there fat loafing!

Fat Loafing by Bmartxxx May 8, 2023

Banana Leafing 

The event in which a fart in your sleep leads to the gradual billowing of gaseous air up into your wife’s or girlfriend’s face throughout the night. Since this process is strikingly similar to the fermentation of cocoa beans under banana leaves in Central America, it is known as “Banana Leafing;” a close yet benevolent cousin to the malicious Dutch Oven.

“My wife makes me sleep in the guest room on Sunday nights – 7-layer dip means serious banana leafing.”

Banana Leafing by JLiebengut February 2, 2012

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.

Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

self-loading cargo by 747pilot June 5, 2010

loaking 

to hang out and bum around everywhere and anywhere.

Whats up dude? what are you doing today?

I think Im just loaking around the house.

loaking by room cat April 20, 2011

Loading the Cannon 

A sexual act where you pry open your partner's butthole and poop into it.

"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."

"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."

"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"

Loading the Cannon by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011

Musket Loading 

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

Musket Loading by Del Tardo July 2, 2017

hat-loading 

A financial term that allows for extra compensation when a member of staff is required to wear multiple "hats" - hence hat-loading

Dominic asked his manager "Please sir, may I have some hat-loading for this extra role that I've taken on this summer".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".

hat-loading by Nuts21 September 7, 2022