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Lithuanian roulette

Like Russian roulette but with five bullets in the revolver instead of 1
the name 'lithuanian roulette' is a reference to how lithuania has one of the highest suicide rates in the world
by tacklezzz January 25, 2025
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Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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Lithuanian people

proud people that know they are better than everyone else

they also hate the Irish
Lithuanian people will get your phone number even when you didn't ask them
by Special child15 November 11, 2021
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Lithuanian President

A man with a small penis who runs a brothel full of whores specializing in scat.
by NSCrusader August 12, 2018
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Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.
Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!
by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017
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Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile
by LogJamShep March 8, 2022
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