A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
by LogJamShep March 8, 2022
Get the Lithuanian Blumpkin mug.by MrsJake January 28, 2022
Get the Pulling a Lithuanian mug.A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
Get the Lithuanian Hand Grenade mug.It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.
by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020
Get the Lithuanian Soup mug.The act of masturbating with long nails and pushing the thumb into the urethra for a pleasurable effect
Jacob wasnt having enough fun masturbating so he Lithuanian Corkscrewed and ended up in the hospital
by utenos rizleris October 18, 2025
Get the Lithuanian Corkscrew mug.the name 'lithuanian roulette' is a reference to how lithuania has one of the highest suicide rates in the world
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Get the Lithuanian roulette mug.A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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