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Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick
Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile
by LogJamShep March 8, 2022
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Pulling a Lithuanian

If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania
by MrsJake January 28, 2022
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Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
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Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.
- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?
by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020
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Lithuanian Corkscrew

The act of masturbating with long nails and pushing the thumb into the urethra for a pleasurable effect
Jacob wasnt having enough fun masturbating so he Lithuanian Corkscrewed and ended up in the hospital
by utenos rizleris October 18, 2025
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Lithuanian roulette

Like Russian roulette but with five bullets in the revolver instead of 1
the name 'lithuanian roulette' is a reference to how lithuania has one of the highest suicide rates in the world
by tacklezzz January 25, 2025
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Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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