Lithuanian people

proud people that know they are better than everyone else

they also hate the Irish

Lithuanian people will get your phone number even when you didn't ask them

by Special child15 November 11, 2021

Lithuanian Skyscraper

The act of inserting one's cranium within their partner's vagina. They then stand up, imitating a skyscraper.

"I can see my house thanks to this Lithuanian Skyscraper!"
"*Muffled noises*"

by Nut_meme May 5, 2018

Lithuanian roulette

Like Russian roulette but with five bullets in the revolver instead of 1

the name 'lithuanian roulette' is a reference to how lithuania has one of the highest suicide rates in the world

by tacklezzz January 25, 2025

Lithuanian President

A man with a small penis who runs a brothel full of whores specializing in scat.

That guy over there is a Lithuanian president.

by NSCrusader August 12, 2018

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Lithuanian Corkscrew

The act of masturbating with long nails and pushing the thumb into the urethra for a pleasurable effect

Jacob wasnt having enough fun masturbating so he Lithuanian Corkscrewed and ended up in the hospital

by utenos rizleris October 18, 2025

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022