Lithuanian Skyscraper

The act of inserting one's cranium within their partner's vagina. They then stand up, imitating a skyscraper.

"I can see my house thanks to this Lithuanian Skyscraper!"
"*Muffled noises*"

by Nut_meme May 5, 2018

Lithuanian President

A man with a small penis who runs a brothel full of whores specializing in scat.

That guy over there is a Lithuanian president.

by NSCrusader August 12, 2018

Lithuanian Soup

It's a thing where you pee in a Lithuanian woman's vagina. You let it merinade for 30 minutes, then you fuck her with a wooden spoon.

- Hello bro, how's your new girl?

- Meh, she's fine.
- Did you do Lithuanian soup with her?

by DailyDoseOfUrban December 23, 2020

Lithuanian gangs

A gang of Lithuanians are people who chill in flats eat sunflower seed and drink alchahol and smoke.

Lithuanian gangs are slavs

by Geocbdhso November 2, 2021

Lithuanian people

proud people that know they are better than everyone else

they also hate the Irish

Lithuanian people will get your phone number even when you didn't ask them

by Special child15 November 11, 2021

Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022

Lithuanian Blumpkin

A blumpkin where you've only eaten rye bread for the last week, making your excrement large and quick

Person 1: Dude, I heard you got a Lithuanian Blumpkin

Person 2: Yeah dude, my shit was volatile

by LogJamShep March 8, 2022