toilet literature 

newspapers, national geographic any magazine is good for toilet literature

A: Man it's part of the ritual u gotta read some shit u don't care about to take a good shit
B: Word...

or

C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature

toilet literature by Boojah3 July 23, 2011

The Literature 

Contains the ancient teachings of abstaining from activities that deplete your body of it's life essence. Ex: Masturbation and Sex.

Man 1: Hey bro have you been reading the literature?

Man 2: Nah, I wack it ten times a week.
Man 1: You should really read the literature and retain that life essence of yours.

The Literature by Krunkarot July 13, 2021

Doki Doki Literature Club 

It's very educational.

Bob: Have you played Doki Doki Literature Club yet?
Jim: What're you doing in my house?

Doki Doki Literature Club by Dodgy Postman January 9, 2022

teen literature 

A book that is officially directed towards teens as a marketing strategy to draw in forty-year-old mothers.

Many local mothers hang out in the Teen Literature section of the bookstore after dropping their children off at daycare.

teen literature by Legitimate Nomenclature March 3, 2015

English Literature

A subject that takes you to the world of feelings and reason.
It's world of screenshots and chats,that make virtual reality true.
Infact,I would say books,life,chats everything is English literature.

I am studying English literature and I am passionate about it.

English Literature by Skyrush August 29, 2022

toilet paper literature 

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

toilet paper literature by john niemand October 15, 2015

Doki Doki Literature Club 

Natsuki is the Best and you cant convince me other wise IT is a Cute Game For Tiny Children

Monika: Natsuki Is Bad
Me: No u
Monika: Doki Doki Literature Club Fan Base Says Other wise

Doki Doki Literature Club by BobbyMyMan September 20, 2021