bitch listener

A person who routinely and compassionately listens to bitching and complaints from others.

Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.

by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012

poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.

Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!

by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013

never listening to autumn while driving again

"never listening to autumn while driving again" is a phrase used in a popular TikTok trend in which a person is driving a car in a video game (most commonly GTA 5) and there is a massive crash while the song "Can't Take it!" by Autumn is playing. The lyrics "baby look at the view" are sung when the car gets into the accident. It is also used when the car drives off of a cliff or gets thrown across the map.

Depending on the vehicle, game, or circumstance it is being used in, there are many variations of this phrase.

*Car crashes into a 200-ton semi-truck and gets brutally demolished*
"i aint never listening to autumn while driving again 😭🤦"

by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023

light on listening

when a person doesnt listen well, for instance your telling a story and you can tell when the listener is fading from the convo...he or she may look glazed over or just respond wit 'mmm-hmm'

hey man are you even paying attention to me? you are mad light on listening.

by jay7777 March 5, 2009

mitski listener

A person with really good music taste but really bad mental health, are you okay??

Sara: What's your favorite music artist?
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.

by catpiss69 November 24, 2021

Listening to Tom Petty

Smoking a little Mary Jane.

I can't bowl tonight, I'm planning on staying home and listening to Tom Petty!!!

by NPP productions December 31, 2011

Listening

The process of reading with your ears.

You've been listening to an E-book.

by new-mexican May 30, 2019