Lionel Messi

An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.

Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism

Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?

Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.

Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.

by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022

Doing a Lionel

"Doing a Lionel" means to drive round a corner in such a vigorous way that a wheel comes off. Derives from Lionel Richie's appearance on Top Gear, after which Jeremy Clarkson referred to several celebrities who suffered similar accidents as "doing a Lionel".

"I hit the kerb and did a Lionel."
(To Trevor Eve) "We refer to that as 'doing a Lionel'."

by awmperry September 5, 2013

lionel rosewall

lionel rosewall is a father to 2 boisterous children aamir and will rosewall. allthough they are brother and sister they love each other #gay anyway lionel has a monster silly elephant trunk bigger then a real elephant. YOWZERS that is quite large

there goes "lionel rosewall" with his two boisterous children and huge elephant trunk

by caleb mattasoni November 23, 2022

Lionel B

A celebrity YouTuber/Rapper known from the Lionel B Show

I get all of my entertainment news from Lionel B on the Lionel B Show, he funny AF

by ShirleyJu March 11, 2021

Sebastian Lionell

American actor, screenwriter, producer and director; this individual has worked on such projects as Transformers, and Criss Angel's Mindfreak. Most known for voice acting in Sea Dogs and Pirates of the Caribbean.

There goes Sebastian Lionell
or
The new Sebastian Lionell movie is out

by moviemonster April 3, 2010

Lionel Messi

The absolute GOAT of football, no one compares to him.

Jeff: Did you see Lionel Messi's game last night?
Dave: Yeah, he was a beast.

by man_city_fan February 22, 2022

Lionel Messi

the Argentinian football/soccer player who was won 7 Ballon D'ors, 3 Champions League, 8 La Liga titles , 1 Ligue Un Title and several other trophies in football/soccer

Lionel Messi has scored in many games for FC Barcelona

by Leslie Monk August 24, 2022