Skip to main content

Limp scooby

I was hanging out with Cassie the other day and she was looking fine, then Marissa came around and i got a limp scooby.
by Catlaies March 15, 2010
mugGet the Limp scooby mug.

Limp Wrist

A wrist action to refer to gays.

The limp wrist meme was launched online when an interview of Cate Blanchett for Cinderella in 2015 resurfaced on Twitter. She used the limp wrist to clarify “gays” and not the “gaze” in a miscommunication.
Reporter to Cate Blanchett: you have such a gaze—
CB: I’ve got a whole lot of gays?
R: you have a signature Disney villain gaze. How do you do it? Can you teach me—
CB: Oh I’m sorry, I thought Disney villain GAYS. As in the gay Disney villains...
R: *laughs*
CB: Sorry this is an accent disfunction. You mean the gaze *stares*, not the gays *limp wrist*.

watch the video on Youtube/Twitter!
by kathyblanket June 12, 2020
mugGet the Limp Wrist mug.

limp cock

The inability of a man to get or maintain an erection in circumstances where the opportunity and the desire for sex is present. The psychological causes, among others, can include intimidation, insecurity, sexual humiliation, and feelings of inadequacy. Such feelings are often triggered by the discovery of his wife's infidelities, and can have a major impact on the future of the marriage.
Bonnie admitted to her husband one night that in desperation from the sexual neglect she had been suffering at home, she had for several years been seeking out and getting the heaven she craved from the stiff cocks of other men. And she blamed it all on him.

Mike thought about all the fights they'd had about sex, about all the times Bonnie had threatened him over the years. He thought about the times she had stormed out, and when he had demanded to know where she was going, she had snapped, "out to get fucked." But in his state of denial, he kept believing they were just idle threats and he ignored them.

But with the bitter truth crashing down around him, Mike became impotent because of the humiliation and shame and had a limp cock for months afterward.

Although Bonnie assured him that none of his friends or coworkers knew, and that she'd only been pussy for strangers, Mike felt trapped. To leave Bonnie and divorce her would mean that all the humiliating details would come out, and everyone would know he had been a sexually inadequate cuckold.

Mike couldn't bear that, so he tried to counter the humiliation he felt and his need to keep it all a secret, by publicly pretending that everything was normal and under control in their marriage. But his impotence meant that Bonnie still needed other men in order to get off, and Mike was forced to learn to accept it. There were no more secrets between them. Mike became Bonnie's anguished but submissive limp cuck hubby who had to wait up for her, while Bonnie fucked around.
by July41944 August 6, 2009
mugGet the limp cock mug.

Limp Potato

An unreponsive medical patient that is limp like a potato.
She was unresponsive to the point that she was dead weight or limp like a limp potato.
by Ugly Ducks May 1, 2012
mugGet the Limp Potato mug.

Limp Cleveland

When a male human inserts his fully erect penis into the anus of his partner. Upon full insertion into the anus, the erect penis is kept still without stimulation until it becomes fully flacid, at which point his partner defecates out his flaccid penis.
I tried the ol' limp cleveland on becky last night. I ended up getting a little more than I expected.
by CraigFromIT August 29, 2016
mugGet the Limp Cleveland mug.

limp triscuit

A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit
The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.
by Skyloo December 10, 2016
mugGet the limp triscuit mug.

Limp dick face

He has taken flack for what some have called his limp dick face.
by Man o’ War December 18, 2017
mugGet the Limp dick face mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email