Ligma

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.

Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Tyler.. you have been infected by rare Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww sheet u gotmi bruu

by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018

ligma

ligma is a viral infection

person 1: i have ligma
person 2: whats ligma
person 1: ligma my balls

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Lizaan

The most amazing person you will ever meet, once you get to know them.

Fuck me Lizaan is so amazing

by Jamesthedames October 29, 2021

Ligma

"Ligma" is referring to "lick my"

So when someone tells you "ligma" it means he's about to say something like "ligma balls" which means "lick my balls"

Guy1: hey do you support ligma?

Guy2: what's ligma?

Guy1: ligma fucking balls lol

Guy2: *gets angry*

by Kolas twof June 13, 2018

Ligatt

ligatt - to stretch the truth to unimaginable lengths in order to compensate for an extremely small male appendage.

To ligatt is to make up something so far fetched that when examined, it unravels. For example, "I drove my car to the moon today"

by H31nz June 23, 2010

ligia

a romanian goddess; a hott hott bootylicious mama from the land of the Dracul

If you would be my Ligia, I would worship you forever

by moo March 17, 2005

LIGMA

LIGMA fokken balle disease is airborne highly infectious bacteria that currently affects or has affected 85% of the US population, LIGMA is capable of cross species infection including humans,apes and avians . LIGMA'S symptoms usually include hypoxia, heart palpitations, skin lesions, blue hair, necrosis, fever and paralysis. LIGMA has a mortality rate of nearly 90%, there is currently no known cure for LIGMA. LIGMA was discovered on January second 2015 but it was only spreading in Madagascar so no one cared. Active cure research and high awareness for the disease was truly raised when popular fortnite} streamer ninja was diagnosed with LIGMA, ninja died shortly after diagnosis.

person1: hey man do you know why ninja died?
person2: yeah i heard he died of LIGMA.

by mr_dehjkli July 23, 2018