lie

Getting drunk and kissing one of your closest girl friends, then lying about it to the girl of your dreams when she asks.

Jessica: Are you suuuure you didn't kiss her? I bet you did! You lie.

(Ian thinks to himself: "Uh oh. This can't be good.")

Ian: Nope, I didn't! Honestly.

Jessica: Uhhh... Okay. If you say so.

(Ian thinks to himself: Thank you, God!)

by kissandtell August 15, 2009

lie

falsehood

liar-freddee dean is a liar, when he states that President Bush "lied," about WMD in Iraq. That, is a "lie."

by Stock_N_Law September 8, 2003

lie

1. What someone will do when they want a sexual double-standard, to take advantage of their partner.

2. What men will do to keep the peace or gain status; What women will do to attack or gain status.

3. Any and/or every combination and permutation of the above.

No, I don't want to be involved with other people, honey. I ... just ... want ... to ... lie ... with ... you and your sexy body.

When I said you lied, I didn't mean you were just thinking of yourself!

S/He lied, but with such devilish skill that their was no need to open his/her mouth to pull it off.

by cudgel_bear March 8, 2010

lie

alternative facts

CONWAY: Spicer gave alternative facts
TODD: Alternative facts are not facts. They are falsehoods. You are telling lies.

by KeeWanEee January 22, 2017

lie

a fun pastime, a simple means of amusement.

I was bored, so I lied to my best friend about everything. I even told her I was adopted.

by i live on pluto November 12, 2011

lie

What the United States government is telling the American people about 9-11

Saying a one hundered fifty foot wide airliner crashed into the Pentagon yet left a sixty five-foot hole is a big lie told by our government.

by independent fool August 6, 2006

lieing

a common word used to describe the worst kinds of liars and practitioners of "lieing". usually confused with LYING

My friend Elizabeth is a huge lieing machine.

by spün182 December 28, 2009