larding

1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.

This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.

by jabba the slut October 12, 2011

lurding

It approximately means jerking around or hanging out and not doing anything of value.

Man1: Hey Tom watcha doin'?
Man2: Aw, just lurding!

by ewingdweller March 8, 2015

Leading Statement

A leading statement is similar to a leading question in that it makes an open ended or attention grabbing statement to influence a person to think a certain way or do something. A common use of this is in article or thumbnail clickbait, where a leading statement is used to imply something else.

That Youtuber has a very clickbait-y, leading statement as his title.

by Nutmeg??? November 9, 2018

lording

Piss on a bitch weave and then tweet about it 'cause das savage

I'm lording on bitches that ain't sending nudes, ya feel?

by slutlord I'm lordinn' May 19, 2014

Lording Out

When one "lords" out.

I was totally lording out playing mario kart!

by JoeyWeggoMyEggo January 3, 2011

Leading

Where a man takes a mechanical pencil lead, insert's it halfway into their urethra while erect then breaks it off, after becoming flaccid he will then bend his dick to break it up further. The end result is a grayish bloody liquid the next time he pisses.

Do you guys want to do some Friday night Leading while watching Breaking Bad?

by bing ong January 30, 2022

full tilt lording

when one fucks shit up and does work

me and steve went full tilt lording when we put an arizona ice tea bottle in the laundry.

by notorious S.I.P. November 10, 2009