Metal-literate

To be incapable of understanding metal, be it lyrics or meaning.

Dude 1: Did you hear Chris bitching about Slayer? Said he didn't understand a damn thing!

Dude 2: Yeah I know, he's totally Metal-literate.

by Master Gimp June 29, 2009

legiternet

A stable, fast, reliable internet connection. Google Fiber and small, local ISPs can offer Legiternet.

Man, my internet sucks... I should upgrade to Legiternet. Way faster speeds.

by Firestar1161 October 11, 2014

legitamateamateamately

It's fucking legit.

This guy is legitamateamateamately serious.

by Dat One Dude February 17, 2015

Literate

When your more litty than someone else. Word created by Colton Show (ME)

Aye yo Billy Bob im more literate than you!!

by YT.K9 BlackOps September 21, 2018

Legiterally

A fact that is legitimately literal.

I legiterally am cracked at Fortnite.

by nicajima November 14, 2019

Legiterally

Not just legit, not just literally, but legiterally, an emphasized miracle baby of the two, the pinnacle of pure seriousness in in a more informal, yet still preserving its oneness, form.

I legiterally just won the lottery.
Legiterally every number could be an answer to the question.
My dog legiterally just passed on.
I LEGITERALLY CANT STOP HELP HELP PLEASE MOVE OUT OF THE STREET HELP

by Mechanica_ October 22, 2023

para-literate

1. a : uneducated, cultured. b : unable to do much reading or writing.

2. an unbelievable penchant for poor grammar and extremely bad spelling;

SEE - Bill.

As a dyslexic para-literate, English was his a second language, but he had no first, and everything he wrote sounded like broken Shakespeare.

by the Professor from Podunk January 2, 2011