toronto maple leafs

Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven

"The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?"
"1967"
"Wow, that's a long time ago"
"No kidding"

by Hockey Fan October 16, 2005

toronto maple leafs

The most loved yet hated team in the NHL. Most haters are usually jealous of the popularity the leafs'and their fans have. (Just remember) that the leafs hold the second most stanley cups in the league. haters tend to IMMEDIATELY jump in with "no cups since '67", "they suck", "they're too old" or other immature, insightful and hilarious comments. HA!

There are a lot other teams who suck a lot more than the leafs, so why don't all you haters go waste your life and obsess over that? Oh right, it's because you're jealous of the LEAFS. No one hates "losers" that much. Get a life. GO LEAFS GO!!

by TuckerLover July 14, 2004

laffs

the toronto maple leafs

The laffs really suck!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Laffs

Alternative name for Toronto Maple Leafs, the worst Canadian team and the worst sports franchise in North America.
Other names include Toronto Baby Leafs, or Leaks. Shares an identity of crap along with other major league franchises in toronto, The Toronto Blow Jays and Toronto Craptors (doesn't include newly debutted Toronto FC, Argos, and Toronto Rock).

The Laffs really sucks! They haven't won any Stanley Cup since 67'. And they won't win again for eternity!

by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008

Toronto Maple Leafs

The worst team to play in the NHL since the Phoenix Coyotes. They have not won a Stanley Cup since 1967, haven't made the playoffs since 2004, and have won 2 games int he first 12 of the 2009-2010 season. Their name also contains a grammatial error, as it should be the maple Leaves.

Hey did you hear about those Toronto Maple Leafs

Ya they suck

by babinator November 8, 2009

Toronto Maple Leafs

The worst team in the NHL.

Man, the Toronto Maple Leafs are 0-7! What else is new?

by Shin Bison January 9, 2010

Lefferts

He is the epitomy of all things horrible and fat. Known for gobbling down cookies by the thousands, this mysterious creature dwells in a house with absolutely no interesting things, save for a computer and a weird family. Lefferts is sometimes known to venture out of his natural habitat and go to school, but sadly, he has trouble adapting. Usually Lefferts is an apathetic and lazy creature, however if you steal his food you will know that there is a wrath of the Lefferts boiling underneath it all.

Random Asian Person 1: "Oh my god! Lefferts is attacking the cookie jar!"

Random Asian Person 2: "Run for your life!!!"

by Haywood Jabloeme December 11, 2004