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Physical Leap Cruncher

Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.
by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020
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Rusty Starfish Leap

Like a sexual pole vault, the woman is on all fours, and the gentleman then "leapfrogs" over her from behind, however his cock may get caught in either her vagina or anus, before he makes it fully over her.

This act can also be performed by a woman wearing a strap on dildo, to either a male or female recipient.
Fuck me, I did the rusty starfish leap with my girlfriend for the first time last night, got my cock square in her shitter first time, result.
by Sir Pants of Poo February 17, 2013
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Naked Boner Leap Frog

A game that takes traditional leap frog to another level.

How to play:

Minimum of 2 players, and all players must be male.
The players must take turns leaping over each other whilst completely naked, and avoid becoming sexually aroused.
The last man without an erection is declared the winner, also known as the "Last Man Not Standing".
Joe: *hop*

Hank: *hop*

Greg: Ow, my eye!

Hank: Sorry Greg!

Greg: No problem! *hop* Uh oh... Looks like Joe is the Last Man Not Standing!

Joe: Not for long!

Hank: Wow that was fun! Who's up for another round of Naked Boner Leap Frog?!
by Amazua October 5, 2013
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leapstand

n. radical skateboarding trick in which the boarder leaps upwards, does a back flip, and lands on the board in a handstand.
Dude! After this truck goes by I'm going to try an ollieollieoxenfree into a leapstand. You be ready to dial 911.
by gnostic1 January 16, 2011
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Leap of Faith

N: (1)Leap or jump from, to, over and/or on an object that's at certain distinctive distance and height.(2) term used to define how someone is feeling by taking a risk with terrible consquences.
"He jumped, he jumped from 15 feet in the air with a backflip moving forward...ladies and gentlemen the back gainer leap of faith.."

"I tell ya doing something like that is testing your life duration and faith..Leap of faith"
by Cory Jonathan June 21, 2005
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leaping salmon

a variation of the common nipple cripple. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and "leap" somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets moob or nipple.

Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.

Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?

2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
by sarfy September 14, 2009
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quantum leap

A physics term describing the movement of an electron withing an atom from one energy state to another without passing through any intermediate levels. It was adopted into popular slang to refer to a sudden advance (especially in science or technology) that seems much more rapid than the normal evolution in that field. The term may also denote sudden, positive social shifts.
Leslie Iwerks produced the first synchronized-sound cartoon, "Steamboat Willie," which represented a quantum leap forward in animation technology.

The Gutenberg press, an invention featuring moveable type, represented a quantum leap forward for people in the 15th century.

Email represented a quantum leap forward in productivity in the 1990s.
by Sybarite June 11, 2006
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