by allahuakbartaliban August 8, 2022
Get the lavandettes mug.Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."
Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.
Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.
"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.
by VannerWriter November 20, 2011
Get the Lavender Unicorn Syndrome mug.To perform a Fijian Lava Lamp with your good lady, you will need:
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
A large carton of Pineapple juice (with bits), a bottle of hot sauce, a Bounty bar and a funnel. Get her to hop on all fours and raise that ass right up in the air. Pop in the funnel and deliver a soothing pineapple enema. Plug her with the bounty bar. Now, shag her vigorously from behind and when approaching peak, whip out the bounty and squeeze in a generous serving of fiery hot chilli sauce. As her burn builds and you shoot your wad, lower your head over her bubbling pineappley ringer and prepare for a cataclysmic volcanic ass eruption right in your boat race - a la, a Fijian Lava Lamp.
NB. Should you not wish to take the full eruption facially, when expunged into a large Martina glass, a Fijian Lava Lamp makes a fabulous pre-dinner cocktail.
LUKE: Whoa Brian! Your eyes are red as fuck this morning. Did you not get much sleep last night?
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
BRIAN: No mate, Slept like a baby. It was that Fijian Lava Lamp that I gave the missus last night. The pyroclastic flow got me right in the peepers.
by DD81RB74 July 24, 2016
Get the Fijian Lava Lamp mug.All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
Get the lavatory lemonade mug.the feeling when you’re body is so mentally and physically exhausted it goes into a dream like state. you may experience nostalgia, flashbacks, hallucinations as well as suicidal thoughts. lavender is being pumped through your veins and the world is seen from a new perspective.
inspo: “lavender blood”- fox academy
inspo: “lavender blood”- fox academy
by mentally drained January 15, 2021
Get the lavender blood mug.A person who manifests love in all that they do. She knows that her thoughts are her prayers and she strives to keep them pure. She thinks that the answer to every problem is more love. She enjoys the simple things in life and lives in the precious present moment.
1. You call her a lover of mankind, but I call her a LaVonna.
2. She lived her life as a LaVonna, and by doing so, helped better humanity.
3. Being a LaVonna, her chosen profession of social work was a good fit.
2. She lived her life as a LaVonna, and by doing so, helped better humanity.
3. Being a LaVonna, her chosen profession of social work was a good fit.
by Lover Of Mankind March 9, 2010
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“Did you hear about Jack Avery and Gabbie Gonzalez’s daughter?”
“No.. what’s her name?!”
“Lavender May Avery”
“No.. what’s her name?!”
“Lavender May Avery”
by @cute_.wdw._ May 19, 2019
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