Lashon

My life, My love, My soul.

Lashon is the name of my son

by Broken Together January 26, 2022

fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!

by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013

African Lasso

When a male with a penis extending over 7 inches swings his god given gift around creating a lasso effect.

You should have seen the bruise on her face. She was giving him head and he hit her with the African Lasso

by Butchugger12345 May 29, 2018

lasto

the last one, esp. last penny

Usually used with reference to everything being spent

'Spend the lasto in your pocko'

by hahnium February 22, 2009

El Paso Lasso

When a person poops in a tube sock, slapping there partner in the face with that poop filled tube sock.

"When Jenna was sleeping I gave her the good old El Paso Lasso, woke the bitch right up."

by longshot201 August 5, 2008

lakons

A disease you get from eating too much bacon.

Francois: "do you want to come over?"
Connor: "nah man, I got lakons"
Francois: "I told you to stop eating so much bacon"

by Icecream_mint August 26, 2014

polska laska

hott ass Polish bitch. knows how to suck a cock

I got the best blow job in the world. She was a Polska laska

by Olivcia December 1, 2017