Louis "Lapdancing" Gray

An emo-obsessed, lapdancing, icecubed, singer, with MAJOR WANGST... this boy is an adorable long-haired... weirdo. he is "SO TOTALLY EMO!"
*lurv*

US:"God Louis, you are so emo..."
Louis:"Dont Call me that, it makes me want to write a sad song..."
Us: "PIERCE YOUR NIPPLES!"
Louis: "But theyr'e hard..."

by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005

Laman

The most beautiful, amazing, hot, effortlessly pretty, and cute person in the planet.

Ex: Let’s all love Laman

by n9nuuuue January 24, 2022

Lampman

A silly sally that is typically of the homosexual brand who enjoys savagely necking in public areas especially in basement parties with all of his/her close friends observing. Afterward, a typical lampman will ferociously begin a snuggle session with the closest person...so beware of his temptingly bald booty (unless you are a gaylord)

Man that Lampman sure enjoys sitting around a fire, knitting with his "girl-friends" in a sequin vest, talking about cute guys and such.

by Dr. Evan Frederic February 22, 2009

Louisville Lapdance

A lapdance from a stripper on the rag, leaving blood stain all over your white t-shirt. First used in the Chestnut Street establishments, circa January 2006. Use Shout and All with bleach to remove the remnants of the Louisville Lapdance.

The string should have tipped me off that the ho didn't have her shit clean. We was bump'n and grindin' and then I looked down and it looked like an autistic kid had fingerpainted my shirt dark red from my bellybutton to my dick. I asked for $20 back and slapped that bitch for giving me a Louisville Lapdance.

by Stained and Restrained February 15, 2006

Lamanda

A name given to very unique, funny, talented, amazing people.

In some cases you can use it as a substitute for a head case, crazy lady who throws cats at passer-bys..

"I wish I were more like Lamanda.."

"watch out for that LAMANDA around the corner."

by Lama_anda March 6, 2009

Laplante

A way of saying "the plant" in French, also commonly used as a surname in incestuous families or stupid wankers

In English we say The Plant. In Français we say Laplante

by Killer Kile August 4, 2017

laymansplaining

Non-scientist condescendingly explaining to scientists what science is. (cf mansplaining)

Person: "This magical crystal will cure cancer and fix your broken love life."
Scientist: "No it won't. But thanks for the laymansplaining."

by Chem1885 June 17, 2018