cleveland lapdance

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.

Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.

by KEMTD May 4, 2006

lapdance

to dance on laps.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.

my friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

LAPDOG

A 20something man who lands a hot female his age or slightly older.(no more than 5 years)He's muscular,pretty,and fucks the daylights outta her.Too bad he's broke.She's out whoring around with "WEALTHY MEN WHO CAN..."but has LAPDOG for emotional comfort and workouts at the gym.He don't really wanna know what the deal is 'bout that nice condo and the Porsche Boxster.All relationships are temporary...and this one's no different:She'll either
dump him when "MR.BIG STAMPS" decides to take her private...
Or when he returns to being ALPHA DOG as opposed to safe LAPDOG.

GYM RAT 1:"Wassup wit'Dylan and that chick he trains with?
He don't hang wit' us no mo'."

GYM RAT 2:"Yeah...Never seen homie play LAPDOG like this
before.Must be pussy whipped."

by L.MARTIN October 30, 2005

LAPDD

1. To be turned in by a friend to the Los Angeles Police Department

I can't believe he LAPDD me, I'm stuck in jail for two years, now!

by Helen Edel August 16, 2008

lapdancer dust

Glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. Usually resulting in a pissed off wife or girlfriend.

I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

Lapdog

Slang for Laptop Computer.

Usually used by Geeks trying to play their 'geekyness' down and look cool

'Where is the Disc?'

'It's in the Lapdog'

by Hypersonik October 25, 2009

awkward lapdance

where you sit on someone's lap, and have no intentions of what going or, what your doing, or what gonna happen..so you bust out and start dancing on their leg.

awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*

by tori666 February 2, 2009