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Landering

The process where a cat twitches the entire skin over its back in response to a light touch. This causes all of the fur to move spasmodically and the cat to become angry.
Poking the cat lightly on the back with a straw will set off landering.
by UprTupr December 16, 2011
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Lander

A Lander is a person you can always rely on. A good friend, a better partner. They can be defined by their ability to tolerate, or even love your worst aspects, especially when you can't stand them yourself. Anything could happen in life, and you could still find yourself loving them. Even if you don’t know how to reverse mistakes, you would still wish for Lander to stay in your life, especially when you realize how much you could miss them.
“You’ll regret not having Lander in your life, so don’t mess it up.”
by geesestay July 4, 2025
mugGet the Landermug.

dr brock landers

Damn he got arrested because of Dr Brock Landers anti-weed pot laws
by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023
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Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.
Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.
by Kabbo May 9, 2018
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Landers

Redneck hookers with little to no teeth.
Don't go to Landers, CA... you'll die!
by Manda G. July 21, 2017
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Lander

an emotion that is indescribable but is characterized by a feeling of nostalgia, contentment, and a little bit of sadness
i’m feeling full of lander”
by humanwithlander February 21, 2025
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dr brock landers

Damn he got arrested because of Dr Brock Landers anti-weed pot laws
by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023
mugGet the dr brock landersmug.

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