thi-lan

a hyper brunette, straight edge, a hard to get with girl, easily taken out to chinese food. normally sexy.

dammn!! i took out a thi-lan last night, but she wouldn't get jiggy wit' me!

by Phia and magggy March 27, 2010

Guai lan

Literally means "Strange penis" in hokkien,

means someone who is very hard to deal with

some of the Singaporean damn guai lan

by Lim pei October 28, 2009

lan jau

lan jau is a hokkien that is normally used in south east asia that mean dick, penis or cock. it is also use as a cuss word.

You want me to cut ur lan jau ?

You Lan jau , dont let me see you again!!

by The lanjau January 13, 2010

LAN party

Playing multiplayer games is much more fun when your opponent is in range of verbal abuse

I cant wait to pwn you at the next LAN party

by BlackSabbath16 July 27, 2007

cu@lan

Threaten another internet hero, usually on QuakeNet IRC, to beat him up at a LAN event.

rofl n00b, cu@lan!!!!1one

by thunk October 24, 2003

Kun Lan

Leader of the "Heaven Smile" terrorist group in the game Killer 7. Has the power to resurrect life with his "God Hand", which he uses for his own twisted ends. A demigod with a maniacal laugh who plays chess with his greatest enemy, Harman Smith, another man with supernatural powers (he is the god-killer, capable of destroying the life created by Kun).

Kun Lan is the Yin to Harman's Yang.

"The world doesn't change, it just turns." -Kun Lan, after catching Harman's bullet with his God Hand

by Killer7 August 31, 2005

The Lan Sentence

The hardest and most difficult sentence on a page. Often used in school as the hardest sentence on a page that the teacher could ask you to read out loud.

Also can be used as The Lan Question which is the hardest question one could be asked.

Opposite of The Tom Sentence

Wow TaiRei, LaoShi just asked you to read The Lan Sentence.

I know, we haven't learned any of those words from the Go200 book yet!

by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009