lameland

a city located in lakeland, FL where there is nothing to do unless you drive 45 minutes to tampa or Orlando

" man; there's nothing to do in lameland today"

"you want to go to cobb?"

by bee bop)738 July 10, 2017

Lamerand

A guy who is 'common' or slow witted. Someone who never gets a punchline and settles for the worse.

That guy is such white trash, a real dumb ass Lamerand!

by Angledrawers August 8, 2018

lamtar

A male or female who likes to have someone shit on his/her chest and eat it off with a spoon or fork. (Especially popular with the germans)

You don't want to go out with that guy. He's a freakin lamtar!

by Dasbuut September 30, 2006

lameass

Noun used to describe someone who will not participate in fun times, or someone who tries to derail a sweet prank or adventure. (See wet blanket)

Adjective used to describe something that is not fun, but could have been.

"This lameass is trying to stop us from throwing the old TV off the balcony at the climbing gym."

"What is with the mimes? This is the most lameass party I have ever been to."

by EOCANADA December 3, 2011

lameballs

adj.

for a person, place, or thing to be deficient of coolness; an action that is very displeasing to one party

Dude #1: Hey man, that new Hillary Duff movie made me want to die.
Dude #2: Yeah dude, I agree, it was hella lameballs.

Dude #1: Sup homie, what's up in the news?
Dude #2: Nothing, just got back from doing it with your mom.
Dude #1: Dude, that is hella lameballs. You suck.

by FRESHPOETIC November 17, 2004

lazetard

a really lazy guy.

A: why don't you invite him to the party ?
B: I did, but he won't come, he's a lazetard.

by Rick The Guy January 7, 2011

Lameassary

The state of being a lame ass person, and doing lame shit. Having to grow the hell up and be a productive, proactive member of society.

I have accepted my Lameassary at 26.

by Scarlette Coxxx November 2, 2012