Lactose Frog

Another name for a milf's tits. lactose for milk, frog for wrinkles.

Hello madam! may i touch your lactose frogs this fine evening?

by urine dictionary February 28, 2022

Lactose intolerant

A gay person

“ I heard Baron is lactose intolerant ”

by Ihavemommymilkersxoxo May 12, 2022

Lactorespiratoryphobia

The fear of someone breathing in your milk.

Bobby always covers his milk when he's eating with his friends. His lactorespiratoryphobia drives him nuts.

by C13TU5 August 18, 2022

lactose intolerant

The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.

Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"

by nightpickle October 13, 2022

lactoseintolerantaphobia

The fear of a lactose intolerant person.

Fidel Castro: "Here, have some milk, it's healthy for you."
Lactose Intolerant Weakling: "I can't have that."
Fidel Castro: "Oh my god! Don't you know I have lactoseintolerantaphobia? GUARDS, EXECUTE HIM!"

by TheR0B0TNinja November 2, 2022

lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023

lactose cumtolerant

When one is allergic to cum and faces physical consequence, such as strong diarrhea, after swallowing cum.

Cum fucks up my stomach because im lactose cumtolerant.

by Uh baby baby August 23, 2023