pizza labia

The remnants of cheese left on the pizza box, after the slices have been removed.

As they finished the last of the pizza Pete called "I get the pizza labia!" as he snatch the cheese stuck to the cardboard.

by ciffus March 19, 2010

labia lobsters

pubic lice or crabs

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

labia minora

1. inner folds of skin of the external female genitalia framing the vagina

2. The two thin inner folds of skin within the vestibule of the vagina enclosed within the cleft of the labia majora.

3. The smaller (minor) inside pair of labia or lips of the vulva or the female external genitalia which meets above the clitoris.

When she spread her legs her labia minoria was very pink!

or

Female catrastration is the removal of the labia minora and clitoris

by Trixie44270 January 4, 2009

Labia Loofa

The nickname for a mans beard or facial hair when performing cunnilingus on a female.

My girl's beaver is clean cuz I was usin' the Labia Loofa on her last nite....

by backdoor September 15, 2007

Labia Flop

female version of tea bagging

to place vagina squarely on man's/woman's face space

the woman labia flopped the gentlemen's head after beating him in W-H-O-R-E-S

as her boyfriend slept she flopped her labia upon his face as revenge for all the pots and pans in her pockets comments

i just labia flopped that taint bagel

tea bagging fuck that she labia flopped his ass

by pancake penis wide not long January 12, 2011

Labiaphobia

One who is afraid of the meat curtains

I can't believe that Scott is totally afraid to touch an older woman's vagina. He's got Labiaphobia

by LuvBubble August 14, 2011

labitard

A combination of "labia" and "retard" used to describe someone who is just north of douchebag and just south of cunt.

Stop pissing on the side of that restaurant, you fucking labitard.

by sxdavey January 12, 2012