by AlreafyTag June 17, 2018
Get the latex kinkmug. It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.
Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019
Get the I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.mug. A. stupid person so they must have Latex in their brain
B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around
C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end
B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around
C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end
Tiffany: hey, wouldn't it be fun if we went skinny dipping in the lake on Christmas Eve?
Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it
Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it
by PazzySpazzy33 October 21, 2012
Get the Latex for brainsmug. A slut who wears tight yoga pants and a curled up North Face jacket on top. They meet everyone in de town.
by Blindboy B-Club December 13, 2019
Get the Latex lassmug. Verb.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.
Girl 1: Why is there a bruise on your cheek?
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night
by 38SausageFest December 9, 2012
Get the Latex Ropermug. Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)
Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes
by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014
Get the latex longhornmug. the latex opening is
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\tolerance=1
\emergencystretch=\maxdimen
\hyphenpenalty=10000
\hbadness=10000
\usepackagemargin=1cm,top=1.5cm,bottom=1.5cm{geometry}
\usepackage{tikz}
\usetikzlibrary{calc,angles,positioning,intersections,quotes,decorations.markings}
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\newcommand{\dint}{\displaystyle \int}
\newcommand{\doint}{\displaystyle \oint}
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\renewcommand{\geq}{\geqslant}
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"Well, you see, in order to latex successfully you need to fucking memorise the latex opening which is annoying as shit"
by Dexatric January 23, 2021
Get the latex openingmug.