by AlreafyTag June 16, 2018
It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.
Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019
by Grunter69 August 21, 2010
the latex opening is
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\usepackage{amsmath, amsfonts, xcolor, amssymb, amsthm, babel, empheq, graphicx,ragged2e,hyperref,enumitem, yfonts}
\tolerance=1
\emergencystretch=\maxdimen
\hyphenpenalty=10000
\hbadness=10000
\usepackagemargin=1cm,top=1.5cm,bottom=1.5cm{geometry}
\usepackage{tikz}
\usetikzlibrary{calc,angles,positioning,intersections,quotes,decorations.markings}
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\newcommand{\dint}{\displaystyle \int}
\newcommand{\doint}{\displaystyle \oint}
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"Well, you see, in order to latex successfully you need to fucking memorise the latex opening which is annoying as shit"
by Dexatric January 23, 2021
When you invite a smart boy/girl over, nominally to watch netflix but then immediately after it begins you start talking about the upcoming Math/CS problem set
Yo dawg I tried to netflix and latex that smart girl but she ended up hanging out with the mathletes last night instead of me.
by DrVanNostrum December 30, 2017
The furious act of jacking off while wearing a batman costume to heighten sexual arousal clasping your dick with something latex to simulate a false catwoman
by NextJen October 28, 2024
Verb.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.
Girl 1: Why is there a bruise on your cheek?
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night
by 38SausageFest December 07, 2012