taint luggage

A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish

I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.

by Sir Pipe Fitter December 24, 2011

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 20, 2004

Human Luggage

When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.

I'm pulling my human luggage through the air port right now.

by Cristina8806 February 14, 2011

Luggage Compartment

Someone who's bedonkadonk has gotten so big that the phrase "junk in the trunk" no longer suffices and her ass now resembles the cargo hold of a 747 Jumbo Jet.

"Dude, what happened with that chick from Saturday?"

"Well, when I sobered up I realized she resembled a rhino, but that didn't stop me from sticking it in her luggage compartment!"

by The Wet Bandito March 10, 2010

Mixed Luggage

When 2 people who each have their own emotional baggage get together.

Robyn is a divorced mom of 5 and Jeff has 3 pfa's against him, i cannot believe they are hooking up....man thats some mixed luggage!

by Usl-spct September 19, 2011

eye luggage

The "bags" under your eyes formed due to lack of sleep.

"Man, when was the last time you slept? You`ve got some serious eye luggage going on there."

by hongkong October 21, 2009

Penis Luggage

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Cock Satchel.

Do I have to pay a carry-on surcharge for my Penis Luggage?

by Anuscakes the third September 08, 2010