long hair dysmorphia

The feeling that your hair is never long enough even if it is really long and thick.

“Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”

by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023

Long haired boys

People u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895 has some serious beef with.

"I love long haired boys!" -u/Ok_Pomegranate_2895

*5 minutes later*

"I HATE LONG HAIRED BOYS" -also u/Ok_Pomegranate

by ObservedBeing June 7, 2025

Long hair

If you have long hair you’re madly in love with me

If you have long hair you’re automatically in love with me

by Digbick10986 April 8, 2022

Long hair louis

Long hair louis,is louis tomlinson (a.k.a the sun) with long hair seen recently as of april-march of 2021. Most of us louis stans freaked out over this,because even though the man is 29,he doesn't know how to take a selfie :|. anyways as you can see,mr.stylinso- oops (hi) sorry i meant mr.tomlinson,has lucious shoulder length hair,we would adore if he let his s/o (Mr Harry Styles) braid his hair.

Louis stan: OMFG DID YOU SEE LONG HAIR LOUIS YESTERDAY?!?!?
random mf taking a walk: who even are you?

by larryslovebot April 27, 2021

Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf

Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know

by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022

National long hair people day

September 15th

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5

by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021

Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 3, 2021