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blowing a load

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm blowing a load in my girlfriends ass.
by Jizzman1 March 21, 2009
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load ratio

How many dollars it takes you to blow your load in your hapless (but consensual) target.
If your load ratio was hovering dangerously high, just get on 35 and head south to San Marcos to pad your stats.
by hornfan May 8, 2006
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Loaded mission

A random adventure taken by a person or people that are high or intoxicated that usually leads to accomplish absolutly nothing but can be quite entertaining and memorable.
What'd you do last night Huebert?

Not to much. Grayson and I smoked a fat blunt and went on a loaded mission. We ended up in Gate City projects and losing $50 in a dice game.
by NSEW January 10, 2009
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Load Fuck

When a man first cums on a hole, whether an asshole or vagina, then proceeds to fuck said hole, thereby forcing the load into the hole.
Her vag was like a desert so I had to Load Fuck her to make it work.
by sundeviljoel September 13, 2009
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Scuzz load

A load of ejaculate that has been fermenting for months due to lack of sex. Similar to the consistency of a partially cooked rotting oyster.
Bro I just released the nastiest scuzz load after getting back from deployment. It looked like my dick shot a snot rocket in her eye.
by Scuzz bros September 15, 2023
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Snap some loads

Expression used to describe the process of consuming several bong hits.
Sally: Hey Jimmie did you bring the bong?
Jimmie: Yea baby lets go snap some loads before we hit the party!
by Locker June 27, 2007
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bachelor load

a load of laundry comprised of whatever you need clean, first. Usually consists of t-shirts, skivvies, jeans, white socks, and a towel or two. You'll get to the rest of the pile later. Really.

- or - doing loads of laundry without regard to color or fabric. Just keep filling the washer until the pile is gone. Those socks will eventually find thier mates when all is said and done.
"Dude.. the game starts at 3 but you can drop by anytime after 2. "

"um.. I gotta do laundry first though"

"oh man, you wont get here til halftime.."

"No worries, just gonna do a bachelor load. Once it's in the dryer, I'm on my way"
by Gary Straynge November 8, 2011
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