LMFAO

When a female texts you 'LMFAO' and nothing else, she does not like you.

Guy: *Texting girl*
Girl: *Texts guy back*
Guy: *Shares something about himself that is mildly funny*
Girl: LMFAO
Guy (thinking): damn, she doesnt like me

by geoofthe2 December 15, 2019

LMFAOBT

Stands for Laughing my F*cking ass off big time

Me: hey did you see that biatch picking her nose, I thought she was gonna pull out her brain?

Friend: Yeah, I was LMFAOBT at her, she was a dumb ass, so her brain would have come out easily through her nose.

by paulusthewalrus June 19, 2010

lmfao

means that when something is super-funny you lmfao (laugh my fucking ass off)

Guy: Hey wanna hear a joke
Big Guy: Yeah Sure
Guy:That was the joke
Big Guy: OMG SO FUNNY AHHAHAHAHHA LMFAO!
Guy: *Crying happily* yeah, yeah!

by Lalalalalo January 14, 2016

lmfaouildampwamf

Laughed my fucking ass off until I literally died and my parents wept at my funeral.

Timmy: Dude did you hear Tammy's joke the other day?
Tommy: Yeah dude, I lmfaouildampwamf!
Timmy: Yeah dude! But like, how am I talking to you then?
Tommy: You're dead too dude!

Both: Whoo! Too cool dude!

by TheLivingShadow June 6, 2017

Lmfaornbid

Laughing my fucking ass off right now bruh I'm dyying

Bob: “Boi that was too funny I’m lmfaornbid.”
Shelly: *lmfaornbid*

by Notthekrustykrab December 22, 2018

LMFAOIKMHIMWDWWLTITFITYNSTATAHNCOTMY

Acronym for "Laughing my fucking ass off I killed my husband in my wedding dress when we lived together in Tampa, Florida in the year nineteen seventy three and the authorities have not caught on to me yet

This is so funny I'm LMFAOIKMHIMWDWWLTITFITYNSTATAHNCOTMY

by Razorclaw the crab May 11, 2022

LMFAOLAMF

laughing my fucking ass off like a mother fucker

when i heard that a 300lb woman was sent to jail for sitting on her husband and killing him i was lmfaolamf

by jeluke50 February 4, 2010