Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 23, 2021

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little dick davis

A blond with a really small dick. Usually has a 2in schloong. also cant wipe his own ass

little dick davis cant wipe. has a 2 in schloong

by Little dick davis January 19, 2017

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When someone is being a jack ass and is overly cocky in themself.

Jake: I’m just too fucking good at hockey, y’all could never compare
John: Fuck off little big dick,

by dumb skanks October 18, 2020

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when you got a little one but its lowkey big

wow rita did you see mike little big dick its soooo big but little

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Slang for a guy that has a small micropenis that’s generally uncut.

His dick literally inverted inside of his body when it was soft. He’s a little dick Danny.

by Laughingoutloud23 September 27, 2018

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George: Ayup ancient little dick?
Micheal: hey I’m not ancient!
George: why didn’t you deny the little dick part?
Micheal: Uhhmmmmm…..

by SomeKidig_ April 13, 2022

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A gay fagot that is rasist but won’t admit he also believes that he is a juice god but has a half centimete dick shmeaty boy

Oh it’s a little dick zandre

by James and Brian February 23, 2018

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