whole-lease

A deez nuts joke. If someone asks what whole-lease is, the joke teller can reply with “Whole-lease nuts in yo mouth (hold deez nuts in your mouth)” or something along the lines of that

Bruh 1: Hey bro do you have anything whole-lease here?

Bruh 2: Uh… no? What’s whole-lease?

Bruh 1: WHOLE-LEASE NUTS IN YO MOUTH! HAH! GOT EM!

Bruh 2: Damnit!

by SqueakyRobloxer July 26, 2021

New Lease On Life

a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky

Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"

by Utaken2underscores January 04, 2024

lease breaker

Term used to describe a person who breaks their lease.

I would not recommend this tenant, they are a lease breaker.

by JustMakesSense July 10, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Soho By Sparta's Tupac Shakur Intrumental Type Beat Was Leased By Angel Jose Robles, However It Was Leased By An Electronic Mail Address That Is Not Recognized By Angel Jose Robles<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 02, 2025

Flip my lease

A lease transfer or sublet that happens between two people, directly, and transferred digitally.

I got a dope new job in San Fran so I'm going to flip my lease. Peace out, NYC!

My boyfriend cheated on me so I kicked him out but now I can't afford the rent. I guess I gotta flip my lease.

My landlord caught me Airbnbing my apartment in FiDi and I can't afford this rent without Airbnb. I gotta flip my lease.

by leaseflipper June 06, 2016

Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique

When you create a line of cum around one’s property, to stop flamed from flooding outside the property once you light it aflame, most similar to the ancient Roman tactics used in the northern African city of Carthage

“Man, I can’t believe my buddy just used that Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique on me! That dummy!”

by MrBunBuns1496 April 24, 2025

Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)

Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!

by ShutUpBev March 08, 2021