latex kink

Latex kink is where a girl wears the condom and the guy Dosent.

Hey Dave she has a latex kink

by AlreafyTag June 17, 2018

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Latex latte

The frothy creamy substance remaining in a used condom.

I woke up yesterday and brewed a fresh latex latte.

by Grunter69 August 21, 2010

latex longhorn

Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)

Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes

by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014

Latex lass

A slut who wears tight yoga pants and a curled up North Face jacket on top. They meet everyone in de town.

"Jimmy met that latex lass the other day Boi. He squeezed her tight ass as well ked."

by Blindboy B-Club December 13, 2019

Netflix and LaTeX

When you invite a smart boy/girl over, nominally to watch netflix but then immediately after it begins you start talking about the upcoming Math/CS problem set

Yo dawg I tried to netflix and latex that smart girl but she ended up hanging out with the mathletes last night instead of me.

by DrVanNostrum April 23, 2018

Cheese in the latex

To cheese (ejaculate) in the latex (condom)

Gerald did you just cheese in the latex?

by Chazzafrowaway November 8, 2020