The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.

I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.

by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019

Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.

"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."

by Lasso Victim December 26, 2007

Reverse Ted Lasso

When you subject your partner to extremely degrading and disrespectful dirty talk while wearing a fake mustache.

She has daddy issues and can only get off if he does a reverse Ted Lasso.

by Bane Lowmax September 21, 2021

Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.

"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."

by The Lasso Victim December 9, 2007

Romanian Lasso

While youre jerking off, you hit the climax and you swing your willy while you're ejaculating, compared with a helicopter.

Tipp: make your girl say taktaktaktak while you're spinning.

Example: Hey, let's make a Romanian Lasso together!

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 12, 2025

asshole lasso

When someone has had alot of anal sex so they are stretched out they will spin around and try to wrangle the penis or other object with there asshole similar to cattle wranglers on a farm

Those Christian girls that use the poophole loophole are wild she was able to use her asshole lasso to take all three of us at the same time.

by 27Zbowman April 30, 2019

Lasso

Gender-neutral variation of lad/lass

Grandpa: "She's such a good lass."
Grandchild: "Wynn isn't a lass anymore. They're a lasso."

by N1ghtingle July 27, 2025