jewish lasso

when you skeet on a condom and put it on a girls head and make her eat it

the jewish lasso causes a lot of diseases.

by bigtitsnigga69 November 22, 2011

Pink Lasso

Superhero alter ego of Cousin Tex. Retired and lives in hiding. Worked with Harryman and Masked Marvel Jr..

The Pink Lasso loved fighting crime.

by Will April 22, 2005

Fireman's Lasso

A fetish in which two men will have sex, the one on top wearing a firefighter's helmet and rubber gloves, the one on the bottom wearing a backwards tie and being tied up. The tie is held in order to choke the bottom partner.

1:Dude, why are you limping?
2:You gave me a Fireman's Lasso last night, asshole. Don't rub it in.

by NotAPerson February 17, 2010

The Irish Lasso

When one takes an absurdly long pubic hair and lasso’s their love interest in an attempt to court them.

I didn’t really like John, but once her preformed the Irish lasso on me while I was sleeping, I couldn’t resist marrying him.

by Sponsored_rapist February 8, 2019

labia lasso

When a woman is trying extremely hard to capture a mate by being seductive or flashing her vagina.

Gabriela tried to use her labia lasso on Steve because she wanted to take him home from the bar for sex.

by L0wGun December 4, 2015

pineapple lasso

when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back

me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"

by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016

Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.

If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016