Lars

The definition of a Lars is a racist, homophobic, autistic, sexist and discriminating person who is always out trying to discriminate against other people. He also watches a lot of porn and that is a reason for all the dirty-minded comments. He will never come in time for an appointment because he is at home styling his cap on his head. Other things a Lars would like to do is to fuck with your sister or kiss younger girls.
1.
Women at a clothing store.
"It won't fit its too big", women
"That's what she said", Lars

2.

"Whats the difference to boy scouts and jews?
Boy scouts come back from their camps."

"Who said that?"
"It has to be Lars."
by batman124 March 23, 2022
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Lars

Real Danish fag from da hood. If you ever threaten him with a gun, he'll fucking stomp you with his 48" dick and shit on you afterwards.
"Ayo homie, dis neighborhood real dangerous. Could be a Lars here"
"Ayo, watch out! The Lars with his magnum dong will stomp yo ass"
by Lars_SK June 01, 2022
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Lars

-Hey! Close the car door would ya?

-*Lars*
by rfoat August 20, 2010
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Lars

A guy with a small penis. Able to suck his own dick.
by OG DLG ROCKER April 27, 2015
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Lar

A nickname used to annoy someone
Person : HI LAR!

Lar: shut up
by Dont worry , be happy October 25, 2009
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lar

A Chinese word, meaning 'not at all', 'yeah', or 'wow'.
A recent IM conversation:
QZ: FYI, you can download the newest version of purifyplus. The new version works fine with VS2005
Cd: thanks for the info, I'll do that
QZ: you are welcome lar
Cd: what is lar?
QZ: means nothing, just a chinese word, like not at all, yeah, wow
Cd: lar
QZ: ;^b
by Cedric de La Beaujardiere April 26, 2007
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Used to describe the love a pathetic loser has for a woman completely out of his league.

by jean-paul sartre February 07, 2007
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