man-lanyard

a safety device in which a carpenter can tie off to another carpenter via the penis

here tie off to my man-lanyard.

working above 6ft in height all carpenters must use a man-lanyard for safety

by ironworker29 July 17, 2009

lanyarding

Getting a blow job with a lanyard to hold the girl's neck in place.

Sally gave me the best lanyarding last night.

by Allah Gomez December 26, 2011

Lanyard Party

When a group of friends gather in someone's home to whip each other's arms with a lanyard. Endless entertainment. Don't forget to make sure to stock up on frozen meats...you'll need them for the swelling.

At Mike's house we had a Lanyard Party where John took Mike's "Spongebob Squarepants" lanyard and continued to repeatedly whip Andes arm until it was red.

by Georgios October 16, 2005

lanyarding

When you whip ,smack, snap or otherwise harass somebody with your lanyard.

Dan won't stop lanyarding Sally.

by HighSober December 27, 2015

lanyzjah

bitch ass nigga with no close

gay ass lanyzjah

by iSudqujwieiiiiisahlholhslj by May 8, 2018

lanyeille

The most beautiful, genuine, honest person you will ever meet if your dating a girl named lanyeille be ready to be loved and spoiled 24/7 she’s so kind has long brown hair with brown eyes and is short

Lanyeille ~ Virgo ♍️

by Your girl jelly October 9, 2018

Lanyon

Meaning sad and depressed, people experience this when losing a loved one.

It's okay there just having a lanyon

by anonymous November 4, 2019