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Langley Park 

Langley Park is a small town between takoma park and silver spring. Also where the very known “Tick Tock” is at which has been closed for years. Vendors in every corner so don’t worry about being hungry. There is a lot of places to eat here. Also a lot of different nationalities and cultures here.
Langley Park is also known as “The Place Of No Return”. Or “El Barrio Fino”.
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Langley Secondary School 

A shit school located in Solihull. People here are tramps and wannabe chavs. The floors, tables and chairs are full of sticky chewing gum. Teachers here come and go all time - this literally explains how bad the school is.
Imagine being at Langley Secondary School, how embarrassing!😂

langley mill 

a small village on the outskirts of heanor and a travel hotspot for all of the thirsty heanor girls to get laid
i was in langley mill having a shag
langley mill by fact talker 69 February 2, 2022

Langley Hall NHTI 

The most legendary and lit res hall on campus. The building is definitely “safe” and not “sinking”. The RAs are trash as are the students.
I got shitfaced in Langley Hall NHTI last night shi was wildin ong

kings langley school 

Kings is home to the worlds largest collection of crackheads. Every girl looks like my toenail and all the teachers smell of my nans foot fungus. No coloured coats are allowed and if you wear them inside for more than 0.003 seconds a teacher will scream at you. The headteacher is a pedo that likes to look up skirts so don’t be surprised if he asks you to pull your skirt down. Most of the boys either have some form of autism or ADHD or are a wannabe roadman. The school chicken burgers have AIDS and the Radnor fizz will give you coronavirus. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want a couple STDs and to be pounded by your noncy food tech teacher
Kings Langley school reminds me of hell.

Q3 academy langley 

this school is very bad because every teacher is strict. 1/10 school

go anywhere else but this shitty school xoxo
EWWWW YOU GO TO Q3 ACADEMY LANGLEY?!!! LMFAOOO I FEEL BAD FOR U
Q3 academy langley by shushlol September 25, 2021

tristen langley 

Tristen Langley better win American idol or I'll quit watching forever.
tristen langley by Lange, January 26, 2014